The first line of the first stanza ends with;
the first.
The word first is used in my second stanza;
line second.
The third stanza ends in fourth but it is found in;
line third.
Sometimes I use the word sixth; however in the fourth stanza;
line fourth.
I love the word sixth, especial on the fifth line of my stanza;
fifth.
I wrap up the sixth line of my last stanza with
the sixth.
If I was a cheater at this game I would finish sixth.
But because I am not I will easily come in first.
And by the time I finish I will have imbibed a 5th,
of my whisky stash which I normally refill on the 2nd,
because my social security check is gone by the 4th,
as a result of my betting on a nag in the 3rd.
Now I question myself “Which stanza are you in, the third?”
And my brain pleads with me “please get to the sixth.”
But I think I will be quite lucky to finish this by July 4th.
Or possibly even the year of Our Lord 2014, January first.
o final de término de Barack Obama, el Segundo.
Oh Lordy where is that bottle of SoCo, that 5th?
Damn, the third stanza also ended with the”fifth”,
and I am only part way finished; about a 3rd.
Instead of coming in first I will be lucky to reach 2nd.
They are forcing this forth line to end in the sixth.
How stupid! The sixth stanza ended in the first.
And now I must start the next stanza with the fourth.
The start of this stanza – – – similar to the end of the 4th.
“Opposing mirrors” – -line 2 of 5th stanza ending in “fifth.”
And quite reflecting; the third line ending in “first.”
Fourth line/fifth stanza quite peculiar; first, second, third.
The fifth line of afore-mentioned stanza ending sixth.
Last but not least; the termination being the second.
Finally the sixth stanza is reached; but wait a second,
previous to ending I wish to put a new idea forth,
should we not be considering “The Code of the Sith?”
It is at this point that I should probably take “the 5th.”
Or – – – refer to myself as the person of the third.
However the sestina rules state thusly: “First,
The envoi of the first part reflects the second prior to the fifth,
The following envoi must be overladen by fourth/thirds,
And the final line of all stanzas and envois; “6ths before 1sts!”
(Unless it follows “c” except for the case when the two letters follow “c” and have a long “e” sound or when the two vowels are pronounced long “a”.)
THIS IS A LINK ON HOW TO WRITE A SESTINA (the correct way, Not the nutty way)
Yeah, but who’s on first?
(This is brilliant and hysterical all at once.)
Where the hell were Abbot and Costello when I needed them?
I LOVE your sestina, Wally! It’s got so many things: a meta-commentary on sestinas as a formal device; a commentary on the topics of the day; and buckets and buckets of clever humor.
Wally, you are SO COOL. Now excuse me while I post links of your fantastic sestina on Facebook and Bluebird Blvd. 🙂
Why thanks Courtenay. Its just a sestina; not anything as important as a Hostess Twinkey Disaster.
Well done, Wally!
Thank you. My brain hurt after that excercise.
Your effort is outstanding! Very clever. This sounds more complicated than the villanelle.
Thanks Courtenay. I approve of this message.