VAUDEVILLE

27 May

If you are born in a forest – – – then you are either a tree or an animal.

If you are an animal – – – that’s OK.

But if you are a tree – – – you have two choices.

You are either a hardwood tree or a softwood tree.

If you are a hardwood tree – – – that’s OK.

But if you are a softwood tree – – – you have two choices.

You are either lumber or pulp wood.

If you are lumber – – – that’s OK.

But if you are pulp wood – – – you have two choices.

You are either newspaper or household paper.

If you are newspaper – – – that’s OK.

But if you become household paper – – – you have two choices.

You are either for kitchen use or personal use.

If you are for kitchen use – – – that’s OK.

But if you are for personal use – – – you have two choices.

You are either facial tissue or toilet tissue.

If you are facial tissue that’s OK.

But if you are toilet tissue you have two choices.

You either go to the men’s room or the ladie’s room.

If you go to the men’s room that’s OK.

If you go to the ladies room – – – you have two choices.

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