Poor, poor Waldo. He has no sales. Can you help an old retiree boost his sales?

22 Dec

An old and decrepit man has written fifteen books; some of them interesting and others even more interesting. They include dichotomies of the mind and other unusual and twisted stories. There are very nice stories about the Adirondack Mountains in the 1850’s and scary stories about the Adirondack Mountains in a more current age. There are stories about unknown people and criminals, poets and kings and would-be kings. And there are stories about young boys growing up on the Susquehanna River.

So if you wish to keep an old man out of “THE HOME” please purchase each and every one of his fifteen (Soon to be sixteen) books. This, indeed, will not test your bank accounts because none of them cost more than $3.99 and many of them are far less. A really good buy for those of you who need to be entertained during these winter months. Please pay no attention to the book entitled “LOVE AND LUST” or something similar to that.
This is my last plea – – – before I have to start opening cans of dog and cat food (although it really doesn’t taste that bad; especially when warmed up over a few twigs from the forest)!
Thank you for your kindness.
WALDO THE GRATE
PURCHASE THEM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7 Responses to “Poor, poor Waldo. He has no sales. Can you help an old retiree boost his sales?”

  1. Waldo "Wally" Tomosky December 22, 2013 at 9:02 pm #

    Reblogged this on waldotomosky and commented:

    If I really hated dog and cat food I would not be posting this!

  2. gingerfightback December 23, 2013 at 7:32 am #

    When I buy a Kindle I will buy them!

    • Waldo "Wally" Tomosky December 23, 2013 at 12:16 pm #

      Thanks GFB! There are aps where you can read Kindle books on laptops but I can not vouch for their ease of use or cost.
      Thanks for visiting.

      • gingerfightback December 23, 2013 at 4:41 pm #

        Merry Xmas Wally – love reading your work!

      • Waldo "Wally" Tomosky December 23, 2013 at 5:33 pm #

        Thanks GFB. I love your main quirky characters (as I have stated before).
        Keep ’em coming.
        Merry JesusMaryAndJosephChristAlmightyX-Mass to you also.

  3. virginiallorca April 23, 2014 at 7:27 pm #

    Reblogged this on finewhine and commented:

    Wally writes very interesting blogs. Stories, journaling, poetry, history, and my favorite, politics. Stop by and have a look. Something for everyone.

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