Witch Doctor

28 Sep

 

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I went to the doctor.

Which doctor?

No, not a witch doctor.

Well, which doctor?

You know which doctor.

No I don’t, which doctor?

The homeopathic doctor.

I think he is a witch doctor!

Which doctor?

The homeopathic doctor.

He’s no witch doctor.

I think both he and the other one are quacks.

Which doctor?

Both doctors – – – shams, one and all.

Shamans? Are you calling my doctors shamans?

Well one of them is a shaman.

Which doctor?

Yes, one of them is a witch doctor.

Witch doctor? I thought you said Shaman.

Both doctors, not ‘which doctor’.

Thanks for clearing that up.

What up?

Nothing is up. I said thanks.

Thanks for what?

Clearing that up.

What did the doctor clear up? I didn’t know you had something.

I don’t have something; I have nothing.

If you had nothing why did you go to the doctor?

Which doctor?

I thought you said he wasn’t a witch doctor.

Or a shaman.

Well, all the doctors are a shame.

No – – – some are specialists.

What’s so special about them?

They can cure anything!

Oh – – – like a witch doctor.

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6 Responses to “Witch Doctor”

  1. Waldo "Wally" Tomosky September 28, 2015 at 8:28 pm #

    Reblogged this on waldotomosky.

  2. Bruce Thiesen September 29, 2015 at 1:01 pm #

    Clever. (and funny)

  3. bearspawprint October 27, 2015 at 1:53 am #

  4. bearspawprint October 27, 2015 at 2:32 am #

    I think one of your characters recorded the answer message at my doctor’s office, which option …. ?????

  5. bearspawprint October 28, 2015 at 5:11 pm #

    i sent a bottle of secret elixir to my father in law when he married his childhood sweet heart … at age 90. It was really meant to be Fountain of Youth water, but they thought it was a Love Potion. Same difference. Fortunately it leaked in the mail and the water based ink I used on the label smudged. It worked superbly well, I was told 😉

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